Adrenaline

"do you wanna do some downward dog with me?" - Anonymous

I have never felt so amazingly brilliant, and so unproductively stupid. 

 This is fun. Bimpe is craZY. I can't type fo shit yoz. 

Harry Potter is the most fucking badass awesome thing in the world. I love vanillllla coke!!!
and water wasn't so awful.

I feel like I need more attention. I feel like I'm sooo not in the same place as everyone else. Msxaybe. I think... I love Harry Potter. I think a sleepover was the best idea ever and this needs to happen all the time. I need this feeling. Even though I'm positive I was not part of this. Yeup. I'm innocent

"what? sur-prise!"

EHHH tricked me. Kevin sounded like a God a minute or so ago. Katie and my noses Itch. Katie wants purple and Bimpe wants purple. Fuckin shit stuff. My eyes are itchy. I'm not paranoid and I'm not incompetent. I L OVEEEEEEEEEE Katie. Kisses. Okay, oh Hi. Stuff is cool. I like the word blaze and I'm making the keyboard feel weird. Katie's nose is drippin. I feel good.

My nose is itchy! (now that word...itchy...i learned something right now...did you know that something can only itch, it can't scratch...like you can't feel a scratch, but you can itch...poor scratch, always coming short to itch...g'night e'rbody.

So all in all, I'm pretty stoked. I like the word stoked!!

"I should be on Saturday Night Live. That was funny!!"

"Everything's like... soo slowing down and ... what? what?"

 "Our breaths collided and they smelled horrible" 

"I just wanna call someone!"

 "Your leg is salty"

"Teach me how to do that?

"I don't believe in love but if I did, that was cute"

"Brilliant and Delicious--two words used to describe me!"

MM, I looooove observing! and they said I wouldn't have fun :P

"Hermione's a babe!"

We're recording stuff.

"I think Sohrab would be mad if I licked a guy's leg but I licked your leg, so it's okay"

"She's got the heart of a Devil-witch-bitch"

 "I'm NOT teeching her that. I will teach her that at an APPROPRIATE time!"

"I'm just saying hi"

"I love this bag, it's awesome! It's shiny and purple and snakeskin"
"Harry Potter is the most...Bimpe. It's the most complicated thing in life."

"RON WEASLEY! I love Ron Weasley!!"

More entertainment than most times. No regrets. Let's see what we'll think about this post tomorrow. Signing off-ffff=f-! :D BAAIIII

Iresshaimase!

so I went to japan for a week and these are just some pictures of the food that I took with my iphone (sorry for the shitty quality).

oh and yeah I've decided to do a food journal! enjoy :)

cakes at the department store!

turtle pastries!

edamame!

seaweed!

toro (fatty tuna) at a revolving sushi bar restaurant!

Braaiiiiii....fuck it.

Let’s talk about zombies, shall we?

Yes we shall.

The fascination with these shambling shenanigan chauffeurs has been around for a while. It’s a great device, really. So many possibilities for the budding writer/director/video game designer. Morbid fascination with death. The moral dilemma of seeing a former friend become a monster. Is your old pal really in there? Is he locked in that skull somewhere?

Nah, who’re you kidding. He (it’s almost always a he) isn’t in there anymore. Blast the punk. Take that contrived moral tension and splatter it all over the wall in a pattern that would make Rorschach proud.

Zombies do not quality creative content make. They’re a mindless mass of minions that only exist to provide the protagonists with the opportunity to indulge in massive amounts of violence that doesn’t come with any of the ethical baggage that comes with killing a human being, even if it’s a faceless, redshirted mook.

Zombies are not the product of some dark voodoo or a cracked up rabies virus. They’re the product of two of humanity’s more primitive instincts. The first is a passion for violence for its own sake. This doesn’t always manifest, sometimes the creative work featuring the brain thirsty undead is more about survival. But the attentions visited upon the hapless evil minions are far worse than what standard issue evil henchmen get. Zombies get shot, set on fire, decapitated with a chainsaw, bludgeoned to redeath with a baseball bat, run over with cars, killed with doors, blown up. Take your pick, or come up with a new way! It’s an arena in which human creativity is for once given free license in coming up with bloody painful ways to end a life. Of sorts.

The other one is a desire for the apocalypse. It might be more prevalent among me and mine, but this one’s been around for a while. I would love (in a hypothetical sort of way) to watch everything I know burn to a cinder. Let the tall buildings fall, let the contrived societal rules just disappear. I think that we might have made a few mistakes while building our respective cultures. Waste it all and start again? Awesome. Can’t have order from above if your president is enjoying and aide’s…intestines. Can’t impose order when the citizens are either bunkered up or playing their very own interactive video game, complete with M-rated gore. It’d be fun!

Notorious Mass-Murderer Sirius Black

What's life without a little risk?

Bo-ring. So I did a significantly risqué thing. You would think it ridiculous. I don't give a damn what you think. At first I felt weird, not exactly remorseful, but like I couldn't tell anyone because it was THAT stupid. And yeah, it was up there on the stupid scale, but I'm not sorry. It was... intriguing... different... exhilarating... fucking hilarious, really.

I wasn't lonely. I wasn't begging for attention. It wasn't a cry for help. I was literally just bored. Bored with life. Bored with the people around me. Bored of mundane activities... so I found another one. I didn't do anything too crazy, but it was different enough that you'd never guess. Unorthodox? Yeah.. that was the point. An activity of which mother would not approve.

I encourage everyone to do the same. Find something completely idiotic. Stupid. Pointless. Lame. Find a waste of time, then do it. You don't have to waste your life on it, but why not dance outside in the rain during a tornado warning? Just tryyy it! You'll liiiike it!

Because really? It's not about the act itself, it's about how you feel while doing it. Not everything in life will be amusing, arousing, astounding or incredibly awkward and therefore hilarious. I think it's best to take the random opportunities to do silly, potentially embarrassing, potentially dangerous things.

But to clarify, I don't think it's smart to do something unless you can stop it at any moment that you get too uncomfortable. But then, sometimes being a little uncomfortable is good. It can be eye-opening.

My advice? Don't ever take life so seriously that you can't loosen up and do something wild.

And THAT's my new philosphy!


I want to live by this